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Moscow X Saint Petersburg. Fight!

    Hello, dear readers! 

    I hope you are doing great out there, and I really, really hope you are not reading this because your city is in lockdown again, and you are bored to death but can't leave your home now, so you decided to read whatever shitty blog you could find on the internet and ended up in this page. I feel so sorry if accurately described your situation right now. 

    Anyway, I feel inspired these last few days, so I have been writing a lot. Hopefully you won't get ODd with bad jokes. 

    Today I am going to write about a topic which is not polemic at all! We are simply going to decide which Russian city is better: Saint Petersburg or Moscow. If you have ever spoken to someone from either cities, you would know how serious this discussion can get. There are jokes and stereotypes from both sides, like this great outrageous quote I heard from someone: 

"When someone decides to move from Saint Petersburg to Moscow, the average IQ increases in both cities."

    Obviously, this is someone from Saint Petersburg. I will keep their identity anonymous, so no Muscovite will beat them up. 

How should we compare?

    Well, if you have been reading my blog for a while, you probably know I have no respect towards fancy things such as statistics, facts and objectivity. You can get these things in fancy places like Teleport.org or Expatistan. Fine, I will add a bit of facts in my text, but not too much. I don't want people to get used to it.

This article is all about my subjective experiences from both cities, plus common opinions both Muscovites and Petersburgians have for both places. Believe it or not, I googled the word Petersburgian and found at least one online dictionary that mentions it. I have been living in Saint Petersburg for almost 2 years now, and I spent 4 years in Moscow, so I can say proudly that I know my shit what I am talking about. Mostly.

Saint Petersburg

Hero-city Leningrad. The Venice of the North. The Cultural Capital. Russia's Window to the West. The Imperial capital of Russia. This city goes by many names, and I have heard all of them in less than 2 years spent in the city. They all remind us of the importance of Saint Petersburg in Russian history, and this city certainly delivers as the main stage of the country's history and culture in the 18th-20th centuries. 

Home to Hermitage and the Russian Museum, it has an immense number of activities for nerds culture lovers. The architecture of the imperial capital is a treasure in itself, as you would immediately find out after a quick walk in the city center. If you are a fan of Russian history and culture, you will love being here. Even in a quick trip you can enjoy the museums and city walks, but by living here and getting to know such cultured people, you will feel the full immersive experience of the cultural capital. 

By the way, the bar streets in Saint Petersburg caught my interest, this "bar street" culture is not very widespread in Moscow, but it thrives here. You will find many very comfortable places in Nekrasova and Rubinstein streets, which are ideal for a pub crawl and talks with artists, musicians, and pretty much anyone related to humanities. They all know that Saint Petersburg is their place. If you are into something more intense, you can also walk around Dumskaya street and find... Unique... Establishments. Don't mind the occasional drunk fight.  

And let us not forget the white nights, these are certainly a natural beauty that Moscow cannot boast. Coming here by the end of June or beginning of July will ensure that you have 24 hours of natural light divided by only a small sunset or sunrise, depending on how you look at it. You can walk around the city, go to a bar, have a shavuha shaurma for breakfast after partying all night long, and then walk more. 


Moscow

Who cares about the alphabetical order anyway?

Moscow requires no introduction. Anyone with a minimum knowledge of geography and history knows that Moscow is where all Russian roads lead. Not only it is the political center of the country, but it is also its financial and economic center, home to headquarters of all biggest Russian and international companies. 

By the way, I have also written a small and unusual tour guide earlier in my blog. Have a look if you are going there soon!

Let's not be unfair, Moscow is undeniably the economic power in Russia and likely in all of Eastern Europe, but it is no less of a cultural giant. You also have lots of museums and art galleries around here, and of course, the worldwide famous Bolshoy Theater. The best universities, such as my alma mater Higher School of Economics, also have their main campuses in Moscow. 

If you are into charming small streets with bars and caf├ęs, though, you will likely be disappointed. Except, perhaps, for Old Arbat and the Lyubyanka subway area, you won't find lots of these small bars in Moscow, or at least not as many of them as you would find in Saint Petersburg. Some might even say that Moscow is overwhelming with its large concrete squares, wide concrete highways and massive concrete buildings. It was designed to show the greatness of the Soviet government, after all. 


Conclusion? 

Despite my friends' best efforts to put me in a delicate position by asking which city is better, I always give a safe answer: it depends. Moscow offers the best when it comes to career opportunities, although Saint Petersburg does not fall behind when it comes to IT companies. If you like a quick-paced big city life, certainly choose Moscow. If you prefer a calmer life with cultural talks in small bars, Saint Petersburg is the place for you.  

Belgorod will always be the best anyway. Don't even try to convince me otherwise. 


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